ROBERT KRAMER

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Up to this point
I've had a good life
I got me a house and a mortgage a job and a kid and a wife
But I'm over the hill
Well now that's what they say
Now that I'm a boomer
I could go boom any day

[Chorus]
My bones are creaking
My knees are weakening
And it's all downhill from here

[Verse 2]
The missus she tells me
My hair's getting gray
She says I forget stuff
Well now what did she say?
When I was much younger
I'd party till dawn
Now I'm working some dumb job
And mowing my lawn

[Chorus]
My bones are creaking
My knees are weakening
And it's all downhill from here

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 3]
Eat dinner at seven
Like my food real greasy and cheap
By the time it's half past eight you know
You'll find me fast asleep
Get the AARP magazine
Got those grabbers all around
I think that by this time next year I'll own a hover round
I'm going to the Grand Canyon baby
Perhaps I'll go sometime this year
Well get my bib and my bottle of Geritol
'Cause it's all downhill from here (yeah)

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 4]
So if I should pass away
By the end of this song
Just write on my tombstone
He went on too long
In two hundred years or so
When I'm famous and dead
You can call on me anytime
But just don't call me Fred

[Chorus]
My knees are weakening
My bones are creaking
And it's all downhill from here

[Narration] [dialog]
I'd like to thank everyone for coming to our concert tonight.

Ron Schneider on bass guitar
Rick Kanota on rhythm guitar
Barry Ku kes on drums
Woody on lead vocals and tophat
Tom Anderson on keyboards

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take the bus instead.....