Lyrics

TEENAGE JERK

[Verse 1]
This is a song about all of the music the kids are listening to
Most of it's lewd and obnoxious and rude and it doesn't have a tune
They didn't have time for this you know when I was a teenage jerk
We sang about stuff like peace and love and we always had to go to work
To buy our blacklight posters in the room with the little red lights so we could feel all right
We're jamming now

[Chorus]
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Oh how I wish I could go
Back down to Monticello
And have some chick down in the mud
Suck my pud
Yeah yeah
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Back when I was a teenage (teenage)
Back when I was a teenage jerk
Back when I was a teenage (teenage)